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There are few things we really need in this life. Two of the most necessary is duct tape (preferably duck brand) and WD-40. Without theses two items, the world would not be the place it is today. There would be mass chaos. You wouldn't be able to get things to stick, or to come off. So, as they say, "If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
 

You are probably wondering who this is. Well, my full name is Mortimer Johnson Montgomery, but most people call me Uncle Mort.
 
                    
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Duck Brand Duct Tape
 
Water Dispacement 40

 

If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.